Don't point fingas you don't know that man.....

2006-06-17T19:54:00.000-04:00

Keep it pimpin' (nullus)
With the 5th installment of the "pimp my ride" series airing this past Thursday im left to think "So who's gettin carjacked". What MTV doesn't show or tell is the fact that they probably have a disclaimer thats signed by the owners of these overly tricked out whips. Most of these cats stay in cali in the middle of the hood, and the last thing niggas want to see on the block is a 73' Cutlass wit a lighting bolt on a neon green paint job. However they do care about the fish tank and the 32" plasma tv hanging from the inside. "Yeah i know" not even Exibit would have the shit they stuff in these whips in his own car. The shit is kinda embarrassing if you ask me, i dont see why they don't just buy u a new car "hell they put like $20,000 into a 91' civic"

2006-06-04T21:31:00.000-04:00

Mr me too Comin to my space...
With over 85 million users i decided to fall in line, as far as trickin my page out ; Im still debating that i just wanted to get the feet wet so don't expect to be blown away by fancy HTML at this point or anytime soon for that matter. It's the same routine I still have issues with shit and i will continue to "Blog" about it so stay tuned.......As far as Fantasia goes im still workin on her.

update: the page is actually active, check 4:/ 757mrmetoo

2006-05-31T23:37:00.000-04:00

FUCK SERENA WILLIAMS
As i check my email today i was disturbed to find that yet another one of our black sistsas has decided to jump ship and play brothers like a game of tennis ( no pun intended). Why is Serena actin like she grew up in Orange County, CA and not Compton where she is actually from, and the last time i checked Compton was mostly black. Maybe she didn't do much dating growin up being that she is the star that she is but she should have, perhaps she would have a wider perspective on black men which by the way are all not the same. Gettin to the point, Serena says that "black men are like a homeless dog" you can love them but they can't protect you. She goes on to say that sucessfull black women have two choices when it comes to dating and none of which are messin with a black man. Her ass said its either another woman or a man outside of her race. I go back briefly to the "Video Vixen Era" the idea of a female and another female is somehow becoming more and more popular now its arrived in the sport of Tennis, i wouldn't be surprised if Serena once had a 3some with her sister Venus in one of her darkest walks of life. Also lets remember her racist ass daddy Richard who probably jumps for joy everytime his daughter brings a white man through the door ( yeah right). For anyboby who read further into her interview we're not gonna even get into the whole Oprah story...we all know that her and Gayle King go at it in front of Stedman, does he enjoy watching? we don't know, but Im sure seein Oprah's fat ass gettin here girl on girl on. I can say so much about by opinion on the bullshit but according to Serena us black men will be obsolete in the next few years to come so what does my opinion really matter.......I agree with Chris Rock "Black men will on day be in a museum"

2006-05-21T14:29:00.000-04:00

Coming Soon............How American Idol Killed Blacks

2006-05-16T22:20:00.000-04:00

Shout out to T.I.
can't hold the man down for now!

I bet that nigga had the same smirk when the judge said "Your free to go" R.I.P. Philant Jackson (hope you livin in the sky).......T.I. Gangsta Grillz "The Leak" go cop that.

shouts out to DJ Drama..........Pay Attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-05-16T20:55:00.000-04:00

K-Fed Can't Rap!!!!
I don't know if this is for real im just assuming, now i hear that Brittney Spears will spit a few bars of her own 4 her next album and its also been said that 50 cent will be lending a hand in this next effort?? Yep the same nigga that eithered Ja-rule career claimin his rap game was catered to females (basically sayin Ja was on sum gay shit). 50's plan worked now he can record more songs with Olivia. I really don't care much bout K-fed too much to talk about it, he might be nice. We all have our beefs wit rap these days; mine is with the videos. The revolution of the video vixen (video ho in sum cases) has come full surface. For example back when Teddy Riley did "Rump Shaker" I don't recall not one female from that video gettin famous off of it ( not even be a "Jet Beauty of the week") and thats pretty funny. Myself am guilty of sneakin a Jet magazine out the crib back in my day because thats all we had, Now for get about it. So much has become about the hype of the Video Vixen....Buffy the Body, Melissa "Jessica Rabbit" Ford, Vida Gurerra, and lets not forget your favorite rappers favorite jump off "Karrine "Superhead" Steffans who's more famous from the waist down than Ron Jermey, or Mr. Marcus who also hit that and taped it, now thats what im talkin bout niggas get paid too. What im gettin at is the lack of lyrical talent in the game is being replaced by big booty Vixens that later and almost immediately become celebrities overnight (Twista wrote that manual) by magazines, or even landing a gig as co-host on BET that i previously showed my dismay for in my last post. Why get a real job when you can show up for a castin call for the next Lil Jon video. So the next time you say " Why the hell is crunk runnin hip-hop?" or "What happened to New York?" Take a look in XXL, Smooth, or KING Magazine. Niggas don't really care about lyrics anymore or even females for that argument being that the number of bisexual women has been on an incline since the era of the Vixen arrived (not an actuall study but it does seem believable). We just wanna see nice asses and the lattest dance moves. So ladies instead of updating ur resume, drop down and get ya eagle on it pays better.........

2006-05-15T17:28:00.000-04:00

What the hell is up wit BET???
I'm not even the type of person that go around preachin, hatin or whateva. But I notice it's alotta crazy stuff BET do that make me think "are they tryin to make us black ppl dumber" It's certanin things they do. Like, They went and canceled a show Like Tavis Smiley, an educated man that was spittin some real knowledge about shit that matters, and I think they got rid of BET news ( damn that Jackie Reid was fine as hell) . but they'll keep a show on the air Like BET Uncut that is immediately followed by "success in life" a religious program at 4am because basically u need jesus after beattin ya meat to "Tip Drill" or "What that thing smell like". I find that kind of odd. I like lookin at sum tail and aight lookin females but I find it odd that they get rid of educational stuff and keep garbage on the air. Last I heard instead of Showing coverage of the Coretta Scott King's Funeral, they wanna just play music videos. I'm really startin to feel like BET tryin to dumb ppl down. Probably due to the fact that the "whitey" is runnin it now.
Teen Summit used to educate the teens, now thats gone, so why not bring sumthin like that back rather than 106 & park which is ok, I watch it on friday to see cats spit but for the most part its the same damn videos ( no wonder most 4 year olds singing "O i think they like me" before they can read the Cat in the Hat. Im not talkin shit about BET but this is all true, and in my opinion I don't wanna hear that Cousin Jeff is the Jessie Jackson of BET. That nigga be on sum positive shit one minute then the next he bullshittin wit ole girl again ( who is she by the way?). However i do check out College Hill Thursdays @ 1am (Deidra! yea its sumthin i like about her but thats another topic). followed by "Season of the tiger" thats about where it stops tho. Its still not enuff 4 me to respect BET like i used to, im switchin over to channel 22........

2006-05-14T17:21:00.000-04:00

Buenos Muthas Day! ( Because u can't afford 2 forget)
Baby mommas treat this day as a secondary Christmas after talkin so much shit about you all year, u can finally come back and make a good name for urself by buying her that expensive "Donney & Burke" bag that matches those shoes u got her. Nevermind the fact that ur behind on child support a true hood chick would spend that on a bag or an outfit anyway so whats the fuss. The sooner you understand its none of ur business whats done with the 80% of ur paycheck that she receives as child support or "Chisup" the better chances you'll have of not taking days off work cause shes takin ya ass to court ( which leads to further garnishing of ur jordan, and weed money). On a lighter note I got my mother balloons and a card ( she loved it i think more so than the flowers my pops got her). Roses die anyway. The laziest thing u could do is go to Walmart the night before M's day for a card. Whats the chances of finding sumthin that speaks ur mind ( im a victim) its just plain lazy. If u wanna do it big take that girl with 5 kids from Diggs Park that you met last week at "Blakley's" out to see a movie. Maybe she'll invite u up to chill afterwards before her manless sister swings back to drop off the bad asses ( they do have school tommorrow). My point is that its almost immpossible to meet a female with no kids and a good head around here, if u do just know that you have competion wit the other cats she's seeing thats nuthin like u ( don't worry you'll probably tell her sum lie to expose urself before she starts liking u anyway). Women claim to be good lie detectors your job is stay away from the traps, and you can't do that by applying handcuffs. That shit don't work; she likes to move just be you and may the best man come out in favor.

In closing'

so until next M's day, let that man be father to his kids ( fightin the baby daddy never proves anything) besides he already fucked up thats why u wit her now..............piece!

2006-05-13T21:43:00.000-04:00

Bring me some water please
Like many ppl i work a regular gig, but unlike alot of other lazy MF's i drive in more than one lane. You have to have more than one hustle; and yes a 9-5 is a hustle. However Uncle Sam is the biggest hustler of them all if you dont believe me turn over ur lousy paycheck and refer to FED, FICA, and State. I've managed to put sum slack in Mr. Sam's pimpin by claimin 2 allowances for Fed., and State. Low and behold Sammy comes back and puts me back on the strip to get the rest of his cash before April 15 (tax deadline) .

Todays lesson: Just because you fudge a couple #'s on a W4 that doesn't mean ya ass will eat dinner with the whistle blowers.

What does any of this have to do with water, exactly! Niggas don't stand around water coolers @ work and talk about what happened last night (1). Besides water cooler talk doesn't really exist in the work place. Think about the last time you had enuff time at work to get up for a drink and hold sum convo without the higher ups and fake soups (2) preying on the next opportunity to snitch on yo ass, or pull rank(do sum real work.). Nevermind that, eventually we all go home and tommorow is another day, to some but to others hating one's job can be a loss of self character and confidence to have an actuall life outside of the job; only to be blamed on in ur opinion ppl who treat you like slaves at work and peers of low lifes such as urself and you seem not to realize that you too are a shipmate on the boat you call a job that will be makin its next stop to nowhere or maybe even the unemployment office(3) if your lucky. "It gets better." Who the fuck would put you in charge or him for that matter. Mad disrespect to fake niggas who rock neckties and think they run shit. The only thing makin change in a fucked up work place is the soda machine that is frequently visted more often than the human resources office that claims to have an open door policy. Kinda makes me want to email Tyler Perry and submit my script for "Diary of a mad Black man at work" but that nigga would likely say fuck you Veejay if a can't wear a dress and somehow bring "Madea" into it don't come to me with that shit. Therefor leavin me to believe that he's a fagot, and why Tyra Banks wit that nigga? We can all agree that "Mr. Madea" must've been an mutual friend of J. Alexander and that other flamin ass cat from the panel of "America's Next Top Model" that was instrumental in this love connection. [nullus] (4) . Getting back on task i don't think ppl are ready for a movie about a bunch of ghetto ass MF's workin in warehouses, call centers, or filling out useless forms for temp services that only result in you being put on the availibility list "Bitch I thought the ad said yall was lookin for 50 forklift operators". That was only used to lure yo naive ass in there to register with them so when they do finally get that big contract from "Whitey" (5) to move around a bunch shit u can't afford, or will eventually get caught stealing then again leavin you without a job { are we getting the hampster wheel theme going on here?} but niggas will be niggas.

(1) if they do its probably sum lyin ass nigga put on his daily act.
(2) someone of no relevence that shares same bed with your worrysome ass supervisor. (lap dog)
(3) aka: Cedar Road or Fredrick Blvd. depending on what part of 757 u live.
(4) see byroncrawford.com .....big ups!
(5) a white man or company that runs shit.

2006-05-13T20:20:00.000-04:00

Yea I blog at work stop hatin!
The Hamster Wheel Marathon this aint P. Diddy its a lifestyle for most folk basically Niggas will be niggas so live wit it. Ignorance is the native language that lie on the hands and tongues of society, and that society is growin. Every now and then its needed to say they hell with work ima get on the internet and do sum unproductive shit like create a blog space! " That was easy" (1) we all need an easy button to just push that bitch after coming back from break ( hopefully nobody smells the tree on you). Thats when you know ya job ain't about shit when you go out to hit a blunt on a 10 minute break and spray on sum " Cool water" before you get back on the floor. I doubt "Jake" rides around in his squad car puttin one up in the air....But then again he's probably breakin up weed on his clip board when you see the 2 cars beside each other in the abandoned Food Lion parkin lot on the late night. I wouldn't put it past a few a dem mutha fuckas.

(1) shout out to Staples!!!!